I’m joking. OK, I’m mostly joking. Apple’s iPad has been released into the wild and I don’t have one. Haven’t planned to buy one and almost certainly won’t anytime soon. I don’t (absolutely) have to have the very latest gadget out there, right. I’ve made peace with that. But following so quickly on the 4/2 intro of the iPad is news that this Thursday Apple will release the details on the new iPhone OS 4.0. If this announcement is accompanied by news of a new iPhone, I don’t know how I’ll handle being even further behind the state-of-the-art Apple times. Like I said above, I am mostly joking!